[dlammy]

Since it's Christmas, I decided to google translate my fav from the "Iris Niet Voor Publicatie! series"!

1.
customs, airport.
kittel air
"another ten minutes, come on!"

2. *beep beep beep*
"Would you like to come along, madam?"
"Journalist! And you have the right not to search women. Good day!"

3. "I am too smart for that."
"Women?"

4. "I am a journalist! I tape it and publish it !!!"

5. "Stoop!!!" (they are telling her to bend over)

6. "Now she is sounding differently. haha!"
"And. Beep with that fat ass!"