Caught by a cop
A long time ago, my wife and I went out to celebrate our tenth anniversary. After dinner and drinks, we decided to "park" where we did in high school, relive some memories, and have some fun. She was naked and I had my pants down. We were going at it pretty good when there was a tap on the drivers side window. I rolled the window down and was looking at the utility belt of a police officer. He shined his flashlight in the car and saw my naked wife frantically searching for her clothes. He asked for identification so I gave him my drivers license and my wife's license. Same last name, same address, both of us with brown hair and brown eyes. The cop asked if we were married and I told him no, she's my sister and mom won't let us do this at home. The cop started to stammer and stutter, as he tried to say "well you can't do it here either". He soon left and my wife, finally dressed, was laughing and calling me an asshole at the same time. It was fun and I can only imagine what the cop told his buddies.
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