[TerryD147]

I was on a beach in north Devon this summer with my wife and her best buddy. Her buddy usually comes on holiday with us, being a divorcee. She is a swimmer and so am I, whereas my wife isn't bothered. So we changed into swimmers and went into the sea for a splash.
She and I have a slight history, because we were both in the sea some years back and she started fiddling with the crutch of her costume. I asked if I could help, and she assured me that she was having a problem with her new costume, because there was still a plastic gusset shield which she had forgotten to remove. She assured me that she had things under control and there was no need to worry!

Minutes later she was standing in three feet of water and looking content. She told me that I might find the water a little warmer! Yes? I wasn't completely surprised to learn that she had had a pee while standing 3 feet away form me. She gave me a meaningful look, but I couldn't do anything about it!

All the best

T D