Well, thought I'd at least report in, even thought it was kinda a bust (and not in a good, punny, way)
A cold front came in and NOLA was freezing. Nice biting cold wind, so a lot of people kept their coats and their clothes on Saturday night. Also didn't help that there was road construction on Bourbon Street, which caused a lot of pedestrian traffic jams. Once it took us 45 minutes to go a block.
Sunday night was better, but less crowded. Did get to see one pair of tits, but my phone was in my pocket. Also heard some whooping, but by the time I could turn around, the girl was already making off with her beads. Never got the wife drunk enough to try and get her to flash anyone, even me. Didn't help that we had to work from 9:30am to 6:30pm Friday-Sunday
Maybe we'll get another chance. The wife is keen to head back... and, well, hope springs eternal.