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I saw something that I definitely shouldn't have the other night. I went out to my favorite watering hole and met this hot broad with a beautiful rump. She had a bit of a butter face but her body was well proportioned and her buns were off the hook. Anyway, I invited her to my place and we sat on the couch, making small talk and sucking down booze. Eventually I asked if we could move things into the bedroom and she replied, "Sure - but first, where's the can? I gotta take a squirt!"
I showed her to my restroom which was down the hall and then went into the bedroom and stripped down until I was butt naked with no clothes on. I started to wank my crank a little while I waited for her, but after about 20 minutes she still had not emerged from the crapper. I was wondering if she'd changed her mind or something was wrong, so I went to knock on the door. As I drew closer, however, I was overcome by the noxious fumes emanating from the john. I found out later she'd eaten a heavy bean lunch and was in there dropping an enormous deuce. Once I got a whiff of the foul odor I immediately went limp since I was planning to drill her between the cheeks. After several minutes of pounding on the door and cursing, she finally came out and said she was ready to get it on. I glanced over at the bowl and that's when I saw what I shouldn't have - a giant floater just laying there since she'd forgotten to flush!
By now I was completely turned off and there was no way that I was going to work her backyard after what had just come from between her butt cheeks, so I told her I had a headache and asked her to leave.
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