Mine
I've been in a few of these deals where I was the outsider brought in. Recently I was going out for evening hoping to score with one of the hot local babes at my favorite watering hole. I was dressed in my tightest slacks to show off my muscular butt. I went in and sat down at the bar and the place was already jumping. There was so many hot women cavorting around that my arousal was becoming obvious in my trousers. The female bartender greeted me and filled my order. “What brings you here tonight? she said as she served my drink. “Looking for some sweet action?” “That would be nice,” I replied. “Well, you should have no problem in this place,” she continued. “There’s a lot of women looking for it tonight. And the way you look tells me that you get more tail than a bicycle seat.”
I thanked her for the counsel and went back to my drink. I eyed a couple of real hotties giving me the once over but they didn’t stroke my fancy. One had really big boobs but I’m a butt man and didn’t care. So I looked in the other direction and there I saw her: The most drop dead gorgeous woman I had ever seen. She was a raven haired beauty with perfect hair and sparkling eyes. Even though she was sitting down, I was sure she had a great rump by the way she crossed her legs. But there was a man sitting with her and she had a ring on her finger.
I downed my drink and decided to make my way over to their table. “Faint heart never won fair lady,” I thought to myself, “and I’m ready to go balls out in order to screw that hot piece of tail.” Sure enough, they were married and played it a little coy at first. I was laying all my best one-liners on her and cozying up next to her, but she didn’t let on. Soon he said he had to go to drain his lizard and when her husband left, she was all over me under the table, feeling my slacks and asking what kind of material it was. She also felt my biceps and triceps and then she worked her way over my delts, lats, pecs and abs. I decided to cut to the chase and just ask her if she wanted to ball me while her husband rubbed one out. “I’ve never thought of doing something so kinky,” she said, “but that’s a wild idea. I think we should go for it.”
When the husband returned, he whispered something in his wife’s ear and she looked him in the eye and said, “Oh, we’re leaving all right. But it won’t be just the two of us. We’re bringing our new friend home because he definitely looks like he knows how to please a woman.” He said I could follow them over to their house.
When we got inside, she went right to work on me. She stripped me bare then proceeded to lick me clean. While she was working her magic on my nether regions, her husband sat in the corner with a disgusted look on his face. I thought at first he might have gas and if he rips off a real stinker that ruins the mood, I’m going to be upset. But his wife’s skilled ministrations on my throbbing member took my mind off of that. I knew it was only a matter of seconds before I would blow so I leapt up and said, “Let’s get in on!” I knew that once I bust a nut I am done for the evening so I slid my massive pole all the way to the hilt and began pumping away for all I was worth. Soon I felt a little probing around my butt and I assumed she was working her fingers in my backdoor. Eventually the pressure began to grow and I felt a huge weight on top of me and it was her husband! He had taken it upon himself to butt jam me while I boned his wife! I was really taken aback by this because I had never done anything gay before, but it suddenly dawned on me how good it felt. I was beginning to wonder if they had snookered me back at the bar because he had seemed so reluctant at first but now he was piledriving me. I decided to finish up and get the hell out of there so I pulled out and sprayed all over her. Then I leapt out of bed and said, “I hate to run but I’ve got an appointment later tonight to get a manicure at a local hotel,” and I sped out the door, not even bothering to get dressed.
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