[KarlMalone]

Naked Massachusetts couple accidentally crashes wedding

Some attendees at a Massachusetts wedding were offended Saturday when a man and a woman disrobed and went for a swim in the ocean outside the venue, a police report said.

Someone called police at 4:25 p.m. from the Blue Ocean Music Hall, the report said. While an officer was on the way, dispatchers said they received a second call reporting the nude swimmers.

When Officer Jeremy Kelley arrived, he noted that he saw the fully naked man and woman swimming about 15-20 yards out into the water. He was not the only one to see them.

“There were numerous patrons looking out the windows at the swimmers,” Kelley’s report noted.


Kelley said he called the man and woman to shore, brought them their clothing and asked them some questions. He learned that Zachary Tomko, 29, and Holly O’Neal, 20, were staying in New Hampshire, but were from Ohio and Pennsylvania originally.