My wife is topless at home quite often. Many times it leads to interesting situations This just happened yesterday:
I was out in the back yard yesterday afternoon flying my DJI Phantom 3 Advanced (quadcopter, or drone). It was just me and the dog, but out of the corner of my eye I saw our old neighbor who lives behind us, standing in his yard watching me. He started toward me and I knew he wanted to talk so I sent the drone a few hundred feet in the air and let it hover so it wouldn't hit anything if I got distracted by him.
Just as I turned to greet him, from the direction of the house I heard someone yell, "Free boobie shot!"
I looked toward the house and there is my wife standing in the bathroom window, nude from the waist up, shaking her tits at me! She obviously didn't see our neighbor who was standing by my backyard firepit!
It was dull and gray outside, but with the bathroom lights on, she was lit perfectly! Well, my quad has a HD video/still camera on it so I told her to "hang on a minute" and I started to bring the quad back down...I wanted to get a few still shots and some video of her through the window. She stood there and waited while I brought the bird down and tried to manouver it in front of the window but I took to long. She laughed at me and disappeared.
I swore in frustration that I'd missed my opportunity and then I remembered our neighbor. He had turned and was walking away towards his own house. I have no idea what he wanted to talk to me about, but I'm sure he got quite an eyeful!
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