Kinda lame compared to you're guys posts but,
I was picking up a fellow employee from the train station and I had my iPhone on the dash board of my car in a holder so it was a DIRECT VIEW of it. He jumps in the car and we speed off and I forgot that I had some wallpaper on the phone of my wife's nipples QUITE PROMINENTLY poking through a night shirt and all of a sudden I get text alert and out of the dark pops up bright as all heck her nipples and the text alert. I didnt text and drive LOL and just let it pass his eyes snapped to it and was glued to it but never said anything. I was totally hard for hours!!
