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Way back when I first started dating my wife she always had a complex that she wasn't pretty enough & didn't like me seeing her nude with the lights on. I tried numerous times to bring up her ego telling her she was pretty & tried to take pictures of her nude & she wouldn't have nothing of it. Finally 1 night with a little help from some alcohol I got a couple of Polaroids of her & life moved on. I always carried 1 of the cutoff Polaroids in my wallet, but it didn't show her face only her body. Well 1 night we were out with some friends in a bar & she was in her mood that she wasn't as pretty as the other girls at the bar & I should go hit on the pretty girls & dump her. I came up with a plan & dropped her Polaroid in the men's bathroom in the bar. It wasn't long before this picture made it's rounds through the bar in this small town & since it had no face & was a little worn from being in my wallet, nobody knew who it was. But a lot of people liked the body of this woman & even my wife/(GF back then) saw the picture & with the alcohol that we already drank said to me, see this is what you should be going after, you should go find her & leave me. I asked her if she thought that woman in the picture was pretty & had a nice body & she said yes. Then I whispered in her ear take a good look at the picture of YOU, that's you & everyone in here thinks YOU look good. I told her now you can make a scene & go steal that picture back & everyone will know it's you or except the fact that your pretty, don't worry about that picture & nobody will ever know who it is & I win. If looks could kill I'd be dead, but the sex that night was SPECTACULAR, that was the night I exposed my wife/GF to my wife/GF, LOL