If I can flip this around. I went to buy a few things for winter, a wool blazer and some pants. While I was looking at blazers this cute woman my age or so was looking too, she asked me if I'd try on a coat for her, she said I looked the same size as her husband. I tried on stuff for her, she helped me find stuff that matched for me, as much as I hate shopping, she made it easier.
When I got home and showed my wife the stuff I bought, she commented that I showed better taste than I usually do. I told her about the woman who helped me, she said "you big dummy, that's the oldest flirt in the book, she was trying to pick you up. You never have known when a woman is flirting with you".
It was true, my wife had to ask me out on our 1st 2 dates before I caught on. But then it dawned on me, I asked her, "how do you know this, is this a trick you use to pick up men at the mall?|
No answer.
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