[jablomey]

I finally have a story for this forum, and I couldn't be prouder.

About 2 weeks ago I managed to give myself one hell of an infection that resulted in a massive abscess in the lower half of my scrotum. The pain eventually got so bad that my wife took me to the ER not once but twice. On the first visit they decided I needed an ultrasound. The ultrasound tech was an older Indian woman. Nothing sexy about her. But sh had me force my penis down on my stomach (with a strap of some kind) while she proceeds to progress se the ultrasound probe up and down my sac for the better part of 15 minutes.

While she was doing that one of the cuter nurses asked if she could come in to check on my IV. I wasn't about to stop her so I got to show her my junk, too. I'm pretty sure I saw a smile out of her!

Fast forward about a week for a follow-up visit with my urologist. It started out innocent and boring, with my male urologist asking a bunch of questions. Then he wanted to inspect me, to make sure the wound was healing as it should. I removed the bandage I had in place and he took a quick look and then said he would be right back. I needed a new bandage to replace the one I just took off and he had to find one. So while I'm laying there on the table with my underwear at my ankles, in walks a cute nurse is homhad previously taken my vitals and made chit chat with me. She seemed to freeze for half a second when she saw me. She wasn't expecting that, I don't believe! So she finds a bandage and stays there while the doctor clumsily helped me put it on my sac. That was a pretty nice cheap thrill. Part of me thinks the doctor set her up to see me naked. I bet they get pretty bored and do shit like that to keep it interesting.

Anyway, that's it. I have another follow-up in 2 weeks. If there's any interest I'll report back on any other shenanigans.