I finally have another story about my own sister. It's been almost a year I think! (You can look back in my posts from about a year ago when she and I were spending a lot of time together during an ongoing family thing.)
On Sunday, we had some people over for my kid's birthday party. My sister and her kids were part of the group.
When it dwindled down to our family, my in-laws, and my sister's family, her kids were bored, but my sister and I were having too much fun catching up on stuff for them to leave. My kids suggested running through the sprinkler, which they do almost every single day recently, and her kids wanted to, too. No one had swim suits, so her kids more or less went in their underwear, no big deal. My kids went in underwear, too, even though it was at our house and they could have gotten their swim suits, but they loved the idea of not wearing them.
Anyway, my sister and I were sitting on a large swing, and one of the kids pointed the sprinkler at us and got us soaked. My sister acted upset and chased the kids around the yard, getting as soaked as her clothes could handle.
After a few minutes, she said she had to dry off because she didn't want to get her car wet on the way home. The kids weren't a problem, as they were just in underwear that could dry, or they could put their dry clothes over it.
My sister said, "I'm going inside to dry off and can I put my clothes in your dryer and wear some of your clothes until they are dry?" I said of course. She started to walk towards the house, then stopped and said, "Aren't you going to help me?"
So, I followed her towards the house. My wife called out, "Please don't get the new floor soaked on your way in." My father in law said, "How are they going to avoid that unless they undress outside?" He was annoyed about the hardwood floors getting wet that he paid for to have installed as a gift to us a few months ago; he couldn't care less about actual people, ha.
My sister and I got to the door, and she gave me a huge smile and I knew exactly what she was thinking. Immediately, we both stripped completely naked at the back door, I opened the door and reached in and grabbed a bag, put our dripping clothes in the bag, and in we went. My wife and father in law saw us for sure, but I don't think anyone else did. I could hear their shock in their silence, although I made sure to not look back at them.
We went down to the clothes dryer, and put in our clothes. We were still totally naked, and my sister being so cold, her puffy nipples were sticking out so far that she could have cut glass with them. She saw me looking at them, and casually tugged on them while giggling about it. We walked up to the bedroom and looked at clothes, but we just sat on the bed, totally naked still. She fondled her own breasts and nipples a lot of the time, just casually playing with them and looking at herself. I didn't do anything of the sort.
My sister said, "Why have we just started doing this a few months ago? Why didn't we hang out naked when we were kids? That would have been so much fun. My friend [Name] used to let her brother see her. I wish we could go back in time and do that. I know they used to mess around but she would never admit it." I know her friend well and I said, "I am sure they messed around. I bet they still do!"
After just staring at each other for about 15 minutes, we put on clothes and went back outside. She was wearing my clothes, so she had on sweatpants that fit enough to stay on and a t shirt. No bra or underwear, since her bra was hanging up to dry and her underwear was in the dryer.
My wife and in-laws said nothing about us stripping at the door--they totally expect me to do stuff like that as I have done things like that a lot when sharing spaces with them--but they don't know my sister as all. Even I was a bit shocked that my sister stripped at the door, but it's the whole "practicality" thing that women seem to use to their advantage, whereas I just seemed like a huge dork about it.
Anyway, after about 45 minutes we went in together to check the dryer. The clothes weren't perfectly done, but it was enough to get her home in her car. Since I was already wearing clothes that I owned, I stayed dressed, but I watched her strip naked and start to get dressed again in her underwear and her jeans. She said I could touch her first, so I put my hands on the sides of her body, up along her breasts, but I didn't actually touch her breasts. She said, "Touch one, I dare you." I said, "I think touching my sister is illegal." She said, "Only sexual penetration of the genitals is illegal. I looked it up." I said, "Of course you looked it up." She said, "[My best friend] is a crim-sex lawyer, I just know how to cover my bases. She knows the laws inside and out since it's her job and all." (This is the same friend who used to mess around with her brother, so I find that insanely hilarious and ironic.)
That was good enough for me, so I suddenly put my left hand over her breast and tugged on her nipple. She said, "See, that wasn't so bad!" Even though she is 100% flat chested except her puffy nipples, her breasts were really soft compared to the rest of her torso. I didn't expect that at all. I kept my left hand over her breast for far longer than I should have. Eventually I let go and put both my hands on her hips.
She then finally put her damp bra on and her shirt over that, while my hands were still on her hips. She gave me a long hug and said, "It's about time you stiff." I said, "Did you just quote some dumb dystopian movie?"
She said, "Maybe, but why didn't you do that 25 years ago? Geez. Who gets felt up by their bother in their 40s?" I already felt kind of dumb about what just happened, and she wasn't helping at all.
We eventually made it back outside, then she got her kids dressed as well, and they left. My father in law lives on his own, so he left next, but my mother in law stayed for quite some time, even watched a movie with my wife and me that night.
Eventually, my wife said as we were in bed later that night, "I've been wanting to ask you about your sister all day. What happened when you guys were in the house? You guys were in the house for a really long time several times!" I said, "Oh, I just tugged on her nipple a bit." My wife said, "Yeah, right, like she would ever let you anywhere near her like that. I bet she told you to close your eyes the entire time you were in the house! Even when you accidentally bump into her, she squirms, it's so obvious."
I wasn't going to argue.
