Literally the blink of an eye or close enough to - haha.
I was living with a pretty crazy guy when I was in my mid teens (left home young) and one night I woke up because the girl he'd picked up had jumped into bed next to me (separate room). She was drunk, I was young, and we exchanged names and fucked.
How could this possibly happen you ask.... Well, turns out the guy I lived with had a long term & long distance girlfriend (+child) that I never knew about and she decided to move to the same state and in with him, but was keeping it as a surprise for him!
One evening he was in the house with this girl he picked up when a taxi pulls into the drive - he saw who it was and tried to shoo this pickup girl out the back, but she had no money (none of us did) and nowhere to stay so was protesting... end result, he told her to just go to my room and pretend she was with me because if his Mrs saw her with him shit would get ugly (his Mrs was crazy as fuck as I later discovered).
Anyway, I screwed the hell out of this bird for the next couple of days and there was nothing he could say, or he'd be in a world of pain. Fun times.
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