Chuck-E-Cheese Cougar
My story happened about 10 years ago. I was at Chuck-E-Cheese for a birthday party for one of my son's friends. The place was full of kids running and screaming along with an assortment of 30-40 year old moms helicoptering over their kids, b*tching about their husbands all the while picking away at their bland salads.
I was camped out at a table answering work e-mails on my cell phone and powering down a pitcher of beer.
Occasionally I would look up to make sure nobody had my son in a head-lock or vise-versa. ON every second or third scan I would take note of the parents, looking to see if there was someone I recognized.After about the third time of doing this I saw this gal in her late 30's quickly turn her head when I glanced her way.
After noticing this twice she quit trying to hide it and made eye contact in a flirty way. I smiled and went back to my liquid bread and cell phone. She and I played this game for another thirty minutes or so before it was time to leave.
As my son and I left I caught her smiling at me. I smiled back and said to myself "yeah, you still got it" and chuckled inwardly.
I got my son buckled into his car seat and climbed onto my side of my truck and fired up the engine. I look and I see the cougar from inside bounce out the front door and head across the parking lot in my direction.
I visually check her out as she gets clear of the parked cars. She is about 5'-7' @ 135 lbs and has a firm/athletic build. c-cups breasts and a slight tan. Cut-off denim shorts and a black tank-top shirt Her face closely resembled Jennifer Nettles of the band Sugarland. So in my book she was pretty cute. The schoolgirl bounce in her step made her even more-so in my book as noting jiggled except her breasts.
I rolled down my window as she approached my side of the truck. I thought she was going to tell me I left something in the restaurant but instead she asked if I was single with a giant smile.
I raised my right hand and let her see my wedding ring and let her know I wasn't but was very flattered. She said ok started back to Chuck-E-Cheese but look over her shoulder one more time and smiled as if to tease me as I put the the truck in gear and backed out.
I still wonder what if?
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