[Fox Mulder]

Alabama and the Florida Panhandle are definitely Bible Belt. Define Bible Belt as the conservative states from the Midwest to the Deep South. On the Panhandle, there are pockets of liberals in towns where spring breakers go, but recent years have brought crackdowns on what the kids can do. The suit looks tiny, it can't weigh much. Pack it, along with a backup. Check out the beach. If you see other women showing as much, go for it. There's safety in numbers. Another arguement is...fuck 'em! If they believe God created women's bodies it's time they learned how beautiful creation can be. They won't run you in because your nipples are showing through your swim suit. They'll just call some fat, red faced cop to waddle out onto the sand and ask you to put a shirt on. If they do run you in, you'll be my favorite sex offender. Cray on, Crayola!