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Charmin (for those living outside the United States -- amd assuming that it is not sold in your market -- it is a toilet paper brand) recently ran a promotion in Manhattan, where you could request a mobile toilet van and it would come to your location within a half hour.


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The staff was friendly, welcoming, and attentive. It was awful. If you have ever interacted, say, at an expensive hotel or restaurant, with a bathroom attendant, then you have some sense of my discomfort. The bathroom is meant to be a quiet place, where we perform functions that Western society has agreed to discuss rarely and quietly.


lifehacker.com/charmin-tried-to-make-me-poop-in-a-van-1796335088