I don't know if this is a "kink".........
But the wife can be a squirter.
Knowing this, in our earlier days when we get going in bed, I'd grab a towel to put it under us so we don't mess up the bed.
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This freaks her out for some reason, saying I've "spoiled the mood". WTF? I'm thinking if we don't use a towel, we'll "spoil the bed"!!!
......... Might have something to do with a need for spontaneity. That is, no planning allowed... ???
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