I was in college and went to a bar on a Friday night. I was drinking heavily and this chick came up and asked me to dance and during out dance asked if I wanted to go outside. We ended up in a car and when it got too steamy we took a walk down the road to a cow pasture. I got her panties down and fucked her on the ground. Don't know if she was laying in a cow plop or not, but it was possible. The next day I was relieved we weren't in my dorm room or I might have had to chew my own arm off to get out of there. Yep, she was coyote ugly!
