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Originally Posted by thelordskippy
Just Last week I caught the postal lady peeing in my yard!
I live on a quiet street with lots of trees and hedges and such. My side yard is nice and private and hidden from view of the street and neighbours by trees and high shrubs.
I just happened to be doing some work in my back yard on a day off work when I walk around the corner of my house and catch the mail lady mid squat! Her back was to me so I got a good view of her bum and powerful stream. Since it was a quit a surprise I must have uttered something or gasped because she startled said "oh shit" and began pulling up her pants in mid stream. She began appollogizing and telling me that she just couldn't hold it any longer. I asked her to calm down and that I totally understand. I too had had jobs where I had no other choice tha to pee in someone's yard. She was still very embarrassed but I reassured her that I don't mind and in fact I routinely pee in the yard too to keep the deer from eating the flowers. She was still a little excited, I guess the postal service looks down on peeing on private property. So I kept reassuring her that it's not a big deal. I apologized for startling her and asked if she'd like to use my washroom to clean up. She did piss all over her pants after all. She agreed so I led her to the washroom. When she was done she admitted that she stops to pee in my garden frequently due to its privacy and the lack of public facilities in my neighbourhood. I told her that I didn't mind and she can continue to use my sideyard if she likes. It was a total fluke that I happened to be home after all. She thanked me and apologized again and went back to her route.
Crazy experience. She is a cutie. Kinda got a MILF thing going on. I happended to be home yesterday when she came by --- I was in the front yard this time. We exchanged hellos and she had a sheepish little smile on her face. Half embarrassment and maybe half flirtatious. She did not head off to me side yard this time.
It's tempting to spy on her in the future but I doubt I'll ever do that. Maybe I'll catch her again sometime.
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I would be putting in a security camera.😀