I went to the home of a young couple to fix their PC, it was loaded with malware from going to porn sites. I could tell from looking around that they didn't have much money, my bill was going to be almost $100, I was wondering how they were going to pay. I finished and gave them my invoice, I could see them looking at each other, the wife said "could you give us a discount if I show you my tits?"
It's my company, I can do what I want, she was not a model, but pretty nonetheless, I smiled and said "sure, if your husband is ok with it". He nodded his approval. I was sitting in an office chair, she got right in front of me, a lifted her t-shirt, no bra, over her head and just stood there. I think I said "nice", I turned to hubby and said "you have a beautiful wife", he was beaming with pride.
She said "I wasn't going to do this..", then she took off her shorts and panties, did a slow turn for me. I picked up the ticket off the desk and tore it up. I told them to call me any time they have a problem. Maybe I'll email them a virus.
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