Helen of Troy only had a face that launched a thousand ships whereas Mrs Artful has a (beautiful) face that has collected a trillion sperm....and that was in just one car park
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Very enjoyable adventures to read about and long may they continue. You are a very lucky couple indeed to have such complimentary passions, I, like your many other followers , am so very very jealous.
Keep 'em cummin (read into that what you will!)
Arnie