[murfman]

Several years ago, I was out at dinner with a client. Actually, it was my client's assistant. We were working on a project and stopped for a dinner break.

Over dinner we got to talking about relationships. I can't really remember how the conversation turned, but out of the blue, she looked at me and said, "I play with myself a lot." I said, "Oh."

I realized later that she was coming on to me, but I missed the chance.

Another time, I was driving a friend home from a party when she blurted out, "I wish I had some cock to suck on right now!" Again, realized later that she was hitting on me.

I'm not a smart man.

However, I did end up eventually fucking the second girl outside a nightclub in the backseat of my car years later. The door was open, she was inside the car on her knees and I was standing outside the car dogging her. Had some people walk by giving me the thumbs up.