I was at a college football game, walking back to my seat with a couple of soft drinks, I see this young woman walk out of the lady's room, I'm walking behind her and I see that when she put her purse on her shoulder she pulled her skirt up to her hip. She has a bright yellow thong and her butt ( a wonderful sight) is on display.
I say "excuse me miss", then louder "EXCUSE ME MISS", she looks over her shoulder at me , I tell her "your skirt is caught on your purse", she feels behind to her exposed butt, shrieks a little, pulls her skirt down, her face is red when she turn around to me and say "thank you".
This is when I screwed up, I said "pleasure is mine".
Another time I was shopping in Target, someone had spilled something wet, I didn't see it, I skidded about 5' on one foot, I couldn't believe I hadn't fallen down, then I heard a someone fall behind me. Poor lady was flat on her back, dress over her waist, she had tried to grab a cart to keep from falling, cart overturned, one of her high heeled shoes was broken. I went to help her, but she didn't want to try to get up, she just sat there, panties exposed, she sat there and called 911 for an ambulance. When the store employees came she just yelled at them to get away.
I gave her all my contact information, she didn't get decent until they put her on a gurney. I was deposed a few months later and I bet got a nice settlement from Target. Maybe I wish I wish I had fallen.
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