[hoosierdaddy4]

This is kind of a reverse family exposure. I was exposed.

My wife and I were vacationing with one of her sisters in Key West and celebrating my wife’s birthday.

Her sister is shorter maybe 5' 2", blond, with D boobs on a small frame. She’s very pretty, but to me not as attractive as my wife. Her husband is a great guy, actually shorter than she is and probably weighs 25 pounds less than she does, not what you would call a big man. I’m guessing in more ways than one. Still they make a fun couple who are happy together.

We decided it would be fun to do a sunset booze cruise. Essentially it was all the wine or margaritas you wanted and a snack table set up with various finger foods. There was a DJ and a small area you could dance.

I really don’t know what happened but for some reason the margaritas tasted especially good. While my wife did a pretty good job on the white wine, I on the other hand tried to make sure that no margarita went to waste. Usually I am the sensible one, but because we were riding in a taxi, I didn’t have to hold back.

To make a long story short, I got smashed. Actually way past smashed. Luckily Other than being rather incoherent, and having a terrible time walking, or for that matter talking. I didn’t make a total fool of myself, when I get drunk; I tend to be a lover rather than a fighter.

I have no recollection of much after the cruise, going out to dinner, which I was told we did. I also don’t remember the taxi ride back to the condo, or getting up to the room, or getting to bed. I was told that I didn't pass out, just not totally there.

All I remember is the next day waking up stark naked uncovered on the bed with the door to the room open and no one else there. I actually felt good, no hangover, just really thirsty (for water) and having to piss like a race horse. I somewhat staggered out of the room, ours didn’t have an attached bathroom, and after relieving myself found a note that said they didn’t want to disturb me and they had gone out sightseeing.

I showered and dressed and ate the dinner that they later said I didn’t touch at the restaurant.

When they returned, they were amazed that I was still among the living let alone feeling fine. I did notice my SIL kept looking at me and smiling.

Later when I was able to get my wife alone, I asked her how I got to bed and she said she and her sister guided me to the bedroom. I asked how I ended up naked and she said she had some help with that too. When I asked if her BIL had helped, she gave me a look like I was crazy. When I asked if her sister helped with everything she said that I was so out of it that she couldn’t lift my dead weight by herself. When I asked if it was necessary to completely strip me she said that my underwear came down with my pants. She also said that her sister didn’t want to leave in the middle of the show and complimented my equipment which she told me was standing at full attention. She said they stayed in the room and talked for a while and hoped they didn’t disturb me. When I asked if they covered me, she said, “No way, it was more fun seeing me laying there with a hard-on.” She at this point thought the whole thing was hilarious.

She also told me that her sister came in the bedroom several times in the morning to talk to her while she dressed and put on her make-up. I asked if I was covered then and she said “Nope, you were stretched out on your back naked as a jay-bird.” She said her sister made a point of taking a good look at me again. They apparently thought it was funny and considered drawing pictures on my more private areas. She said if they had more time they would have.

The next time I saw my SIL I thanked her for helping me the night before and apologized if I did anything to insult or upset her. She just smiled and gave me a SIL kiss on the cheek and said that it was her pleasure helping my wife and it was no problem at all. She said it was fun and a nice end of the evening. Then she had to stifle a giggle. Needless to say it wasn’t one of my better moments.

Nothing more was said the rest of the vacation, but I did get a lot of looks and sly smiles from her. She and my wife never let me forget it, but never mentioned it specifically.