[wildfire54]

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. Casey Stengel

1.The ER nurse shook her head wistfully: 'May I suggest that the next time your playing with your boyfriend.You find some other place to hide his baseball.'

2.'I got one tattoo for every player I slept with on the team.Why? Is it obvious?'

3.Becky was considered to be the teams good-luck charm. Before the start of the season she'd personally leave some of her 'charm' on all their bats.

4.Julie made it a point to offer her own incentive's to the teams new rookie pitcher.