
03-16-2017, 03:00 PM
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Awesome
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Originally Posted by Gnome72141
My wife has been asking me over and over and over if I think her brother saw up her shorts, even waking me up once or twice to ask me what I thought (she concedes that he saw her nips 50 times). I told her to just be her strong-willed self and ask him! She told me to ask him, jokingly. So I asked him before she could stop me. Here is my text exchange with her brother (corrected auto-corrects and typos for easier reading, of course):
Me: Hey, your sister wants to know if you saw up her shorts when you were here for the hockey game.
Brother: Does she want to know or do you want to know?
Me: She wants to know. It's no big deal. I've seen my sister naked tons of times. It's okay dude. She just wants to know.
Brother: Let's just say it was hard to concentrate on the hockey game.
[Then about 20 minutes silence]
Brother: Did she catch me looking or something? Is she mad at me?
Me: No, she just wants to know.
Brother: Okay.
Brother: Tell her it was easy to see with such a small bush.
[So I showed my wife the texts. She turned bright red and hid under a blanket and started laughing.]
Brother: Is she mad?
Me: Not at all.
Brother: I saw her tits too.
Me: Well, we knew that already. How could you not.
Brother: You really saw your sister naked a lot?
Me: Yep. Tons.
Brother: When you were kids?
Me: No, this past fall and winter.
Brother: That's weird and cool at the same time.
Me: Yep.
[About two hours later]
Brother: Is she mad at me?
Me: No.
Brother: Okay. Is she going to avoid me now for a few years?
Me: No, she said now she can walk around naked when you are over.
Brother: Seriously????
Me: No, I made that up.
Brother: That would be okay if she did, just sayin.
Me: I will work on it.
[This morning, at 5:05am.]
Brother: Did this conversation really happen?
Me: What conversation?
[End of texts]
All smiles from me!!!
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Wow that's awesome so fun total harmless fun and taboo exciting! You have such a cool wife I hope she makes it easier for him to see next time
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