This was an area I never gave any thought to. Both my wife and I come from very strict catholic families and nudity is not something that is discussed moreless entertained. We are the exception to that rule with our lifestyle at least as far as we know. I come from a family of 8 and my wife a family of 6. For the first many years of our marriage nudity was not prevalent and my wife was extremely conservative and shy in how she dressed.
My wifes' oldest sister had got married and my wife and I (she was actually my girlfriend at the time and we lived together) were both in her wedding party. The night of the rehearsal dinner all of my wife's family were gathered along with cousins, aunts and uncles along with a few other members of the wedding party that were not related. There were probably 35 people there roughly.
My wife was off work but ended up getting called into the hospital just before the rehearsal began. She arrived back at her parents house after the dinner was over and dressed in her scrubs went in to shower before she ate anything. Her brother is always the comedian and had snuck into the bathroom that opens to both the kitchen and her parents bedroom and sn*tched her clean clothes and the scrubs she was wearing leaving only her bath towel. As we all sat around the living room (me totally unaware of his prank) my wife exited the bathroom wrapped in her towel and mad as a wet hen. She was telling her brother he better give her the clothes back knowing who took them without asking and giving him hell. I thought it was funny and most of us were laughing as she got more and more angry at all of us.
Weather it was intentional or not or was just a mix of timing is unknown. My wife and her brother still differ on that 30+ years later. In front of the entire family my wife called my bother-in-law a "disgusting dick head" and told him she hated him as she turned to stomp out of the room. At the same time he reached up, he says to calm her down, and the towel was pulled and dropped to the ground as the room fell totally silent and then erupted in laughter. She got about three steps away in anger before realizing the towel had fallen off and she turned back around, bent over, grabbed the towel and smacked her brother hard as she covered herself and ran out of the room in tears hurling some very rare language at him.
She did not eat and we left pretty quickly once I recovered her clothes from her brother. She said the worst part was now everyone in her family saw a large purple hickey I had left the night before on her right tit and on her inner thigh of her butt cheek. She laughs about it now but it took several years for her to get over this. I think she did not speak to her brother for over a year.
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