Saturday
pilot and copilot about to take off on a cross country continental flight. The pilot gets on the microphone and announces to the passengers, " ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard flight 1092, we will be flying at an altitude of 35,000 feet. Weather looks good, so sit back relax and enjoy your flight". The pilot turns to the
co-pilot unaware that he forgot to turn off the microphone and says over the loudspeaker for all the passengers to hear ," did you see that pretty new young blonde flight attendant with those big boobs, well i think i am going to go to the bathroom first then later invite her to the back of the plane to become a member of the mile high club."
Well the flight attendant hears this and starts running to the front of the plane to tell the pilot to cut off the microphone and she trips and falls.
Thats when the little old lady in
aisle seat looks down at her and says,
" what's your hurry honey, he said he had to take a crap first".
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