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Mystery as naked clown casually takes a walk through city centre

First we had killer clowns (remember them?) – now, we may be facing a sinister new clown plague after a naked lady clown has been sighted walking around in broad daylight.
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The she-clown was spotted wandering beside the River Severn in Worcester near to the city centre on Sunday.