[Fox Mulder]

From Mulder's Report to Assistant Director Skinner: "Today's X-File took Scully and I to the sunny shores of Italy where we were investigating a hot Italian mermaid named Sed. I suspect she's a mermaid because most Sed sightings are in the ocean or on the beach. But Scully and I have learned that this denizen of the deep goes into houses once in a while. While I was unable to determine if she is in fact, a mermaid...as this collage proves, what she does inside is just as amazing and gorgeous as what she does on Italy's beaches. No matter where she's found or what she's up to, Sed is hot. Radioactive."