Louisville Dildos
As the last lady in this collage proves, women have been shoving baseball bats up their pussies for as long as there have been baseball bats. I like to imagine the first was some 19th Century Baseball Annie who "lubed up" a bat for her hitless ballplayer boyfriend as a gesture for good luck. He probably went four for four the next day...and now it's a thing. Who knows? A baseball bat is just a big phallic thing.
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“This is my problem with modern-day monsters, Scully. There’s no chance for emotional investment.”
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