Saturday Night Funnies
1 On Saturday night, all masturbating blonds can ride the metro bus system free of charge. ( By order of the Paternal Transit Authority)
2. You sir, apparently will be "going down."
3. When it comes to taking facials, no one can hold a candle to Veronica. Uh...wait a minute. Hmmm. It looks like someone can!
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