[Fox Mulder]

1. "I swear, Donna! It was a flying saucer with little green men...and it landed right over there! They said they're here to take all our unmated females! We have to look like a couple to save you! Quick, blow me!" ( Nick is imaginative, but largely unsucessful with ladies)

3. "I'm going to feed you to 'The Creature From The Black Lagoon' if you don't blow me!" (Nick's little brother is much more aggressive. He's also an idiot. These women know their movies. They know they're actually at The Blue Lagoon)
4. If you're lonely on a Friday night, you can always hang around the house with your ass in the air like a cat in heat, but that'll do you no good if you live alone.
5. Trump's new energy policy involves more titilating ways to mine fossil fuels.
6. Pussy juice and semen is actually very bad for the felt on pool tables. It's expensive to replace. If you own the table, fuck her on the floor.
7. No! Wait! Don't do it! The thread's not that bad...is it?