[Fox Mulder]

1. Idiot! You were just about to get the blowjob of your life...but you just had to make a comment about how hot her little sister is!
2. How Prudence and Chastity discovered that Sindee, their college dorm roommate, was a nymphomaniac.
3. Make the mistake of falling asleep around Mike and Dave and you're likely to get The Dicks Out Dance.
4. Some people are a little more interesting to go camping with than others.
5. Don't you think she makes for a more convincing frog than Kermit?
6. Medical experts agree...when the summer temperatures rise, you need a cold drink and a hot pussy.
7. "Lover? Before you return to your room in your mom's basement, could you please do your Jar Jar Binks imitation for me just one more time?"
( Fanboy's have funny dreams)
8. Is it just me? Or do you think she kinda likes you. (It's probably just me)
9. This is what happens when you read the uncensored version of "Jonathan Livingston Seagull." (Someone get her a towel)
10. Bambi, (who works down at the comic shop) is a saint. She considers it her duty to give all Fanboys an opportunity to say they've at least SEEN real women's breasts. ( If you can do a good Jar Jar Binks imitation she'll let you touch them!)