1. Just in time for the NFL playoffs... after a few years off and that controversial surgery in Copenhagen... tanned, rested and ready...BRET FAVRE is back with the Pack!!
2. Touchdown? Nah...she's just so happy her breasts are ample enough to be considered bra breakers.
3. Tired of bullies kicking sand in your face at the beach? Charles Atlas recommends a new AK-47 assault rifle. (America has really changed...)
4. "COLLEGE" Yup...this is about how I remember it!
5. Gina failed her audition for the role of "Supergirl" but she vows to continue her acting career.
6. Well, you finally gave your wife what she really wanted for Christmas...and you got to watch for hours as the joy spread all over her face...(along with, in the end, Darnel's hot and plentiful semen) Wasn't this holiday season simply magical?
7. "Excuse me...did you just lose this?" ( I think we all did )
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