[Fox Mulder]

Nonnymaus is trying to masturbate. The walls are thin in her apartment and so is the ceiling. Her upstairs neighbor's taste in music makes rubbing one off a titanic struggle.

1. Collage one. First panel: she's just starting to feel good. Second panel: Suddenly she hears through the ceiling, Bette Midler singing: "From a Distance" in particular, Nonny loses the mood with the chorus: "God is watching us...God is watching us...God is watching uuus...froooom a distance."

2. Collage two. Nonnymaus tries again...but Paul McCartney at full volume repeating: "Simply...haaave a...wonderful Christmas time" over and over again is giving her a major fucking headache.

3. Collage three. She never even really puts her finger on the button. Who can blame her? "Honkeytonk Ba-donk-a-donk" has got to be one of the worst songs ever recorded!

4. Collage four. First panel: she's like that X Wing pilot making a run on the Death Star: "...almost there...al..mooost there..." Second panel: Mmmm She's just getting happy. Third panel: "Havin' my ba-by...what a love-a-lee way of sayin' how much you love me" (That song will kill anyone's horny urges!) Fourth Panel: "Fuck you, Fox Mulder!"