Last laughs of the year
1. Melanie always felt guilty afterwards, but she just couldn't help herself. She's a serial cunnilinguist and no woman will ever be safe from her tongue of terror.
2. "Since your conservative parents are making us sleep in two beds while we're in their house, let's fuck on two beds." (Denise defies prudes)
3. In some countries food is so scarce, nursing mother's just get by as best as they can.
4. Women will be trying something new in 2017. They will lay around in provocative poses in public trying to lure lovers. Who and how many lovers they seek will be emblazoned on their beverage cups. (I'll just bet she can handle five guys easily)
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“This is my problem with modern-day monsters, Scully. There’s no chance for emotional investment.”
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