You guys might not know this, but there is actually a FIFTH, generally unknown member of The Fantastic Four...
She's Invisible PANTY Woman.
Her super power is the ability to turn her panties invisible at will. Now you might be thinking: "what possible use is this super power?". Well, here's how it works... she runs around with the Avengers wearing a micro mini dress. When male bad guys show up, she turns her panties invisible. The bad guys invariably find this so distracting that the rest of Fantastic 5 team can down the baddies in a flash.
Once, during a heat wave in France, I was lucky enough to catch her in action... check it out... amazing, huh???
/sarcasm
Sharp eyed observers will note she's wearing a pad... she's on her period, so IF that FAKE image had been done properly... well, I'll leave that to your imagination... but then she gets in that slimy green water with her period pad... think about that... take as long as you need...
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