1. Carlos pays homage to his television hero: Wilson, Tim Taylor's neighbor on "Home Improvement."
2. DOG: "Very impressive, but you still can't lick your own ass, Loser!"
3. "Yuri does not care that this is your wife. Yuri wants her to keep sucking. So... she will suck." ( Yuri is not to be trifled with)
4."OK...I got it! Relax your muscles and I'll just pull it out." (Don't be fooled by the name. Cockroaches are not sex toys.)
5. Mariam considers herself a woman of color.
6. This getup is a little on the minimalist side for a visit to Jurassic Park. It will certainly distract once the screaming and running begins.
7. Sherry is ready for yet another long night in pursuit of a few orgasms. If she only had a cockroach...
8. Nancy does her best Marvel Comic hero pose for her fanboy lover.
9. "Christmas was beautiful. Now we have a week to enjoy friends and family as we say goodbye to 2016. Ah...2017: A new year. A clean slate..."
10. "...Oh yeah (gulp) and a new president."
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“This is my problem with modern-day monsters, Scully. There’s no chance for emotional investment.”
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