1. "Uh... I'm pretty sure these aren't mine. But they might be... And even if they are... what were they doing in the refrigerator? Is this my house? What day is it? Wait...Am I half naked!" ( Sherlock Holmes daughter had absolutely none of her old man's talent.)
2. Men with foreskins make Dililah deliriously delighted.
3. "Well Dears...I'm really glad you all enjoyed the gingerbread cookies. I'll look forward to blowing you boys again next year. Oh, and for the shy young man who came on my breast, I'll thank you to remember that I prefer to swallow." ( Aunt Martha just loves entertaining the local street gangs at Christmas.)
4. You THINK you're in for a comfortable titty fuck...but little do you know, she's a berserk, killer android who can exert 2,500 pounds of crushing force once she squeezes those babies together. This is why you should never pick up solo women on Christmas Eve in a cantina on Tantooine.
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“This is my problem with modern-day monsters, Scully. There’s no chance for emotional investment.”
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