12-24-2016, 08:58 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Pacific Northwest
Posts: 12,691
Thanks: 70,879
Thanked 365,313 Times in 12,644 Posts
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1 "You were expecting a Christmas present? I got it right here...somewhere."
2. Becky really loved her car...and she finally came up with a way to have a meaningful relationship.
3. "Wouldn't it be funny if 50-60 years from now someone will find this picture and spread it around? So what? We'll be too old to care."
4. Give Yolanda a little Canada Dry ginger ale and all her inhibitions just melt away.
5. Rhonda got everything she asked for from Santa.
6. There's no getting around it...this is gonna hurt!
7. This is what I wish I had for Christmas...but my imagination will just have to do.
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