Wife's perspective
This thread is totally cracking me up thinking about my poor husband.
For most of our marriage I was very conservative in both the way I dressed and how I acted, but over the past year I have flashed my boobs, gotten naked in a hot tub with friends, and served as a topless waitress as a dare a couple times.
But when I get dressed up to go out, other than occasionally wearing a short skirt, I generally look like I'm going to church.
But get me in the right mood, with the right blood-alcohol level, and who knows what will happen.
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