[Fox Mulder]

1. Is this picture shot in the Grand Canyon? Is this someplace in the Grand Staircase? It's definitely the Grand Tetons! (Know your French)
2. It's really hard for Bethany to keep in the mood to do a sexy photo shoot when this fucking guy keeps doing this and shouting: "Honk!"
3. Weeeell, it looks like your little woman ain't gonna have no supper on the table for you tonight, Billy Bob.
4. It looks like the "Pepsi Challenge" involves being rode hard and put away wet.
5. Dolly Mae is such a good cocksucker she can do it in her sleep.
6. When you have a big Saturday night planned with Balthar Conehead, it's a good idea to practice.
7. "Yes, Mr. Jeeves...I'll think you'll enjoy your employment here at Wellington Manor. There is one thing I should warn you about...my wife has mild dementia and she tends to walk around in the...oh, well... here she is now."
8. Helga is so frigid that even hot water can't thaw that pussy.
9. The boss reluctantly agreed to try "Bring Your Daughter To Work Day." After his own daughter's antics, he vowed to never try it again.
10. Move over James Bond and Jason Bourne...This summer Gertrude Gilf stars as Hollywood's newest killing machine: "Marathon Thunderpussy!"