Almost wish I hadn't not seen this topic. I was the first one in our group of college students that had his own apartment, so it quickly became headquarters. I had my GF, who was going to school 150 miles away, sneak into town so she could spend the weekend with me without parents getting involved. We had dinner and planned on a romantic evening when there was a knock on the door, it was one of my buddies, with GF, wanting to hang out. We didn't really want company, but what can you do.
They came in, Bruce brought a bottle of bourbon, so we all were drinking and bullshitting. Bruce's GF, Mary had never drank much before, we didn't know, so we are playing some drinking game, and before we know it Mary is sloshed, stupid drunk. We quit playing, but it is too late, she is way past her limit. What does a girl who is not used to drinking do when they drink bourbon? They throw up, and they throw up a lot. She throws up all over herself, on the floor, all over her clothes.
Bruce and my GF decide they have to get her out of the thrown up clothes and wash her up, my job is to take the clothes downstairs to the laundry and wash them, Bruce can't take her home in other clothes. They take her in the bathroom get her undressed, but she doesn't want the shower, she bolts and comes and sits naked next to me on the sofa. She is very attractive so this isn't all bad, but I talk her back to the shower.
Got clothes in the washer, went back up and she's in one of my big football jerseys, the booze is wearing off since she threw up most of it. After hour or 2 we get her clothes back, she gets dressed again, has no hangover and is pretty sober and chipper. She didn't remember the part about sitting next to me on the sofa, but not embarrassed, thinks it funny as hell.
Kind of ruined our romantic night, but got to see a hot girl naked. Bruce never just dropped by again, and I don't like drinking games.
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