[Fox Mulder]

1. It's bad enough to find intruders still using your home, but now you'll feel compelled to throw away those new sheets.
2. "And dear God...all I want is for my baby to be healthy. Actually I'd also like to know who the father is." (Now she knows how Mary felt)
3. Emerson nice titties.
4. Desiree was determined to keep her sick husband from attempting to return to work.
5. This is just the sort of thing that leads to pilot error.
6. If you want to give men woodies, you should hone your exhibitionist skills...in the woods.
7. Hockey fan Lindsay was so impressed with the NHL's outdoor Stadium Series, she thought she'd start an outdoor tradition of her own: The Chilly Cunnilingus Challenge is sure to be a classic.
8. "Two things, Roomie...One: Neither one of us has any money to pay for heating bills. Two: He only wants to grab our pussies. Simply put, if we just turn on the landlord, he'll be happy to turn on the heat." ( Back when our new president was a landlord)
9. It may not play well on Broadway, but critics around here consider this musical "visually stunning"
10. "C'mon...you said you was a tit man so I put one in your mouth...and now you all... muffled screaming and 'fightin' for air' shit!"