[Fox Mulder]

1. Kristen does it all. A working mother of three, besides her heavy work commitments, she drives the kids everywhere, cooks all the meals, pays the bills and...she's hard at work on her first novel! She even fits in time to offer her ass up to her horny husband. What a gal!
2. Now here's Gretchen. She works from home. Women working in offices get coffee breaks. Not Gretchen. She enjoys cunnilingus breaks with her lover, Greg. She says working from home is the best idea she ever had. After this picture was taken, Greg was unavailable for comment. (It's not polite to talk with your mouth full)
3. Alexis doesn't work anywhere. After her head injury, she just crawls around on the floor of her home, pretending to be a cat in heat. Unfortunately, the only "Toms" she attracts are the peeping kind.
4. When the brutal workday's over, hubby ain't getting upstairs for his nap until he completes just one more essential task...
5. Joe knew his long business trips made life lonely for his wife. Returning unexpectedly early one day, he witnessed just HOW lonely.
6. This is the reason most men who quit their jobs do so in the morning. I wouldn't want to leave this room for a snowy commute either!