[Fox Mulder]

1. "I'M HORNY AS HELL! AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!" ( Cathy attempts to "Network.")
2. Ever notice there's a chick in a black dress who needs a drink...sitting alone at almost every bar in America? They're paid bar employees.
3. "You said you wanted a picnic lunch...dig in!"
4. "No offense, Hank...but now you know why I prefer to spend most nights alone."
5. No caption. I just love the shirt.
6. "There there...I really AM sorry your father died. I was just trying to make you feel better, Baby." ( Some men are just plain insensitive )
7. "So Mindy, how was your workout 'date' with Dave and his housemates at the Fraternity gym?"
8. Still refuses to swallow. Ever.
9. In the south, down by the rivers, the folk like to tell tall tales about whoppers.
10. The blond thinks your lame opening line was charming...the brunette is thinking about killing you and eating your remains.