[Fox Mulder]

1. "Hey...Tom Brokaw called us 'America's Greatest Generation.' We'll spend our Golden Years any way we fucking want!"
2. Think her price has gone up a little since April of 2002? On the other hand, if she's been hooking for fourteen years...
3. Remember the story of how, after your mother was born, your grandmother went to Africa as a missionary and was never heard from again? You're old enough now to hear...the REST of the story.
4. I used to love shopping at Joe's Hardware. They had everything I needed for my home improvement projects...and hookers too!
5. Oh how your breath caught in your teenaged throat when you realized you were actually looking at real live English Teacher Tit!
6. Yeah, that neighbor gal had some years on you, but you learned a lot. Then your little brother got the new camera for Christmas.
7. Gina figured that if panting seemed to work so well for old dogs on hot days, maybe she ought to give it a try.
8. Now you KNOW that's not what I meant when I asked for cream in my coffee!
9. No, Ma'am! NO!!! The Herrenbekleidung is not a toilet! (It's the dung bit, you see?)
10. Remember back in 2008 when you still had teeth... and could still make your old lady cum?