One of my wife's ex-friends, Gina, divorced, came over frequently to do sewing projects with my wife. She is attractive, but I am not surprised she is divorced, she is very outspoken about everything and never stops talking, I didn't know how my wife could stand her. One evening she was over when I came home, I had just sold a piece of property I had been trying to unload for months, I had a bottle of champagne in the fridge I was saving for this occasion. I wasn't going to let Gina ruin my mood, so I popped the cork and we all had a few glasses, and I learned new lesson, don't let Gina drink.
She was drunk on about 8 oz of champagne and started going into TMI mode. The best part was that the reason she liked to come over was because she had a crush on me and how lucky my wife was, she would love to get me in the sack. She said when she first met me she thought I was my wife's son, I looked so much younger. The really good news was this was the last time Gina came over, my wife dropped her as a friend in a second. But that didn't stop me from teasing my wife with "hey why don't we invite Gina over", always met with a cold stare.
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